Basic Bitch is a girl who is shown as growing up too quickly. Her current boyfriend is Blue Boy, as shown in the video for Pacify Her. She is an enemy of Cry Baby's, and they constantly fight over Blue Boy. She is judgemental and rude towards Cry Baby. The only way Basic Bitch is able to keep Blue Boy interested in her is by showing him her breasts.
- Basic Bitch is the second character to be portrayed by Melanie Martinez, after Cry Baby.
- While playing Basic Bitch, Melanie covered up all of her tattoos.
|Featured Tracks||Cry Baby • Dollhouse • Sippy Cup • Carousel • Alphabet Boy • Soap • Training Wheels • Pity Party • Tag, You're It • Milk and Cookies • Pacify Her • Mrs. Potato Head • Mad Hatter|
|Bonus Tracks||Play Date • Teddy Bear • Cake|
|Characters||Cry Baby • Johnny • Alphabet Boy • Big Bad Wolf • Mom • Dad • Brother • Beth Anne • Mistress • Cashier • Basic Bitch • Blue Boy • Bunny Doctor • Mrs. Potato Head • Mr. Potato Head • Nurse • Rushton Dolls|
|Extras||Digital Booklet • Removed Songs • Merchandise|
|Locations||Cry Baby's House • Big Bad Wolf's House • Grocery Store • Carnival • Hospital|