Don't offend me for my opinions. Also, these are the reasons:
Best
Alphabet Boy: It's so creative, and that is a cool nickname! Also, the lyrics are perfect, and I love the way that she listed the verse lyrics in alphabetical order. Favorite Lyric: "Fuck all your ABC's, Alphabet Boy"
Dollhouse: The rhythm is so catchy. I love how she describes her family, and the lyrics are top notch too. Favorite Lyric: "D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E, I see things that nobody else sees"
Pity Party: I love the meaning, and I get that angry sometimes, so I can relate. However, I feel sad for the stuffed toys that were eviscerated in it. Favorite Lyric: "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to"
Really Good:
Soap: It's so cool, especially the bubble noises. She actually references the bathtub that Johnny is in. Also, she didn't really appear with Johnny except for the end scene. Favorite lyric: "God, I wish I never spoke"
Mrs. Potato Head: The meaning is totally cool, and I agree with it. Also, I love how she was more original than just doing the toys. Favorite lyrics: "Stay forever, stay forever, even if her face don't stay together"
Pacify Her: I love how there is more characters mentioned, like Blue Boy and Basic Bitch. The rhythm is so cool! Favorite lyric: "That basic bitch leaves finally"
Carousel: I love American Horror Story! Also, it fits in perfectly with the circus them of Freak Show, and the lyrics are very good. Favorite lyric: "Mr. Houdini, you're a freak show"
Mad Hatter: I love how it fits with Alice in Wonderland, and the message that it's OK to be crazy! Favorite lyric: "Getting high off helium "
Good
Teddy Bear: I love the beats and some of the lyrics, but I haven't heard it enough. And why did she use the word "Fucking" in it? I'm getting confused why so many songs are explicit by her... Also, the teddy bear is too SAVAGE. Favorite Lyric: "Gave you love, put my heart inside you"
Sippy Cup: The lyrics are pretty good, just why is she saying syrup? That confuses me. With syrup and drugs. And in the music video, why is Crybaby's dad drunk? Also, why did the mom have to kill them? Favorite Lyric: "You call that ass your own, we call it silicone"
Training Wheels: I love the lyrics, but too many cussing! Also, I do not understand why Johnny was being ignorant in the video, yet this is a love song? Favorite Lyric: "When you call me really/fucking dumb for the stupid things/shit I do"
Tag, You're It: I HATE THIS ICE CREAM MAN CHARACTER! Why did he have to poison her? If you want her gone, then just slice her throat with your knife! But then, no Crybaby. The lyrics are very good too. But that Big Bad Wolf is too Savage, like that teddy bear..
Favorite Lyric: "I'll cut you up and make you for dinner"
Crybaby: I love the sounds and the lyrics, but why would her mom make her drink alcohol? Also, that is a lot of crying, and how does Crybaby know how to spell Fuck? Kinda creepy and weird. Also, why does she actually hold a brain and a heart? Favorite Lyric: "Crybaby, crybaby, but you don't even/fucking care"
OK?
Milk and Cookies: I love the 'Ah ah ah', it sounds like redemption. But why is her head in that cookie jar? And why is the wolf in a frozen cave? And also, why did the wolf call somebody when he's supposed to be watching her? And why does she look like Cookies and Cream in the jar? Shouldn't it look like Milk and Cookies? Also, I am a little disappointed that she didn't use the title in it. Favorite lyric: "Ashes, ashes, time to go down"
Play Date: I love the lyric video, but why is everything so bloody? Shouldn't they just be angry, like their house burning due to their anger? Also, I don't like how she talks about sex like that. It sounds a little like sexualizing children. But she of course, is not. Favorite lyric: "Whoever said I gave a shit about you?"
Not Really
Cake: I need to hear it more, I'm sad there is no music video, the lyrics are a little awkward sometimes, singing about discarding cake, singing about meat too, and why is there many comparisons to CAKE? I love cake, but this is definitely not my favorite song.
Don't get mad at me!!