Teacher's Pet

1. The Crybaby album is overrated... I know it's the nostalgia but, we have K-12 and Portals here too...

2. The new merch is bad... expensive and ugly. (just look at the trilogy tour bracelets.. Melanie please fire your merch team😭)

3. Cake is one of her worst songs. (and that song is very overrated.)

4. Her EPs are underrated, like... look at Dollhouse EP and Crybaby Extra Clutter EP... (after school is underrated too but it has more listeners than these two... without dollhouse.)

5. Listening to her unreleased songs it's fine if they're old... (I swear if a good MM4 song gets leaked and Melanie doesn't release it because that I'd die)

6. Faerie Soirée is underrated... Powder and Leeches too... DON'T FORGET SPIDER WEB!

7. It was all fun and games until Mrs. Heller came to talk about her "case". (CAROUSEL REFERENCE!?)

8. Some fans fall so good in a thing what's good looking... like a fake album. (Ref: the supposed Take Me To the Moon and Moonlight album which it was a fan made from 2020 but everybody fell for it.)

9. HSSH and Teacher's pet aren't even that good. (ref: start of the year when I heard those everywhere.)

10. Melanie needs to bring back her old merch... those were so cute.

Recess is almost to 50 million streams on spotify- and we're still rapidly dropping in monthly listeners- this single better come soon- BUT PLEASE STREAM RECESS (also congrats on Teachers Pet getting 90 million streams on spotify!)

Teacher’s pet is becoming popular again!!!

From teachers pet

So in my 2021 wrapped (it’s basically a personalised 5 min video which had my most played songs) Teacher’s pet was my third most played song and apparently it would be the song which will be played when I proclaim my love in the rain. Like what????? Wasn’t Teacher’s pet about pedophilia????

1. the instrumental of the song is amazing and a standout

2. The lyrics are very ew, but it brings attention to the meaning of the song

3. Her vocals are so good on the song

4. Micheal Keenan produced it….let’s all be real , all the songs he produced are bops

5. This tracks meaning is so deep , it hits Crybaby level .

6. It reminds me of a million men wich is also a good song but a very very very very very dark meaning

I always see this song at the bottom of everyone’s rankings , and I don’t understand why. It’s litteraly in my top 10 fav Mel songs.

Teacher’s Pet first came out when I was 11.

I at first thought that the song was about a student and teacher who loved each other, but at the same time, had a bit of a toxic relationship. (Probably because of the bridge)

Now I’m 13 and I know what the song is actually about... makes sense now.

Turns out I was close enough.

Teacher's pet really isn't appropriate to play around you're mom who's "the best 1st grade teacher" in my school district-

(I'm not in first grade btw-)

ANYWAYS, ABUELITA OPEN THE DOOR

Somehow I see people furious about Carlito's "leaving", the drama between Carlito, Dakota, and Alyssa, and people being angry about the weddings.

Can someone bring me more info? And plus...sadly...I won't be at the wedding. I have school and stuff, so that's why! Anyways, chill out! Now onto remembering Teacher's Pet.

Mine are:

"Inside my heart, we have a brand new start"

-JudahsMusic, Toybox

"Take a s***ty day and make it alright"

-Poppy, Lowlife

"Watch your man, then you should watch your mouth"

-Nicki Minaj, Motorsport

"Now she wants to light you on fire"

-Melanie Martinez, Teacher's Pet

"Lonely (I'm a lonely b***h)"

-Benee, Supalonely

"You need to calm down, you're being too loud"

-Taylor Swift, You Need to Calm Down

OK, so like this:

"Line"

-Singer, Song