Portals Parfums

Well, the portals candles restocked yesterday, but who cares?

Lil spoiler of the MV: there's phones!

Did you know what Melanie got inspiration of the tear cathers of the Victorian Era for the Debut Collection Set?

(Tear bottles were prevalent in ancient Roman times, when mourners filled small glass vials with tears and placed them in burial tombs as symbols of love and respect.)

There are FOUR parfums, and Cry Baby had FOUR friends in K-12 (Angelita, Fleur, Mangolia and Celeste)

What if... when Cry Baby died they put their tears in those to symbol their bond? (as friends ofc)

Angelita would be Fiery Passion, Fleur would be Air of Clarity, Magnolia would be Earthy Adbundance and finally Celeste would be Water of Intuition.

Does this make sense?/Opinions allowed!

THEY GOT RESTOCKED YAYAYAYAY

Hey guys! I'm editing some things today and I need that image, can somebody send it to me? (in the comments)

(please be nice everyone i poured my heart into this ❤️)

melanies beard would grow black on 1 side and pink on the other. Do you agree?

Hello everyone my name is Fatima 🎀

I’m ussually so unproblematic and most of the time very loyal.

Don’t mess with me.

My favorite Melanie Album is K-12

Favorite song been Teachers Pet

Favorite food is Pepsi. Tastes like it too hee hee 👅

Favorite artist is Jhene Aiko and Taylor Swift

I also really like the portals perfume bottles. The pointier the better 🤭🎀

I also already have a boyfriend guys. Sorry

Bye

Portals Parfums Restock of the individual 15 ml fragrances will be live tomorrow morning at 9 am PST / 12 pm EST. (it dropped right now in my outlook inbox)

Not trolling today.

I like posting random shit on this fandom whenever I’m bored.

(Before reading head to the comments)

On may 25 2024 the Cops where called on Nicki for having drugz. Which every barb knowz it’s a lie cuz Nicki never been more sober than now .

@StrawberrycowMorutedoll however has been here since day 1 and nobody knows that I’ve suspected and been observant of her.

I looked for evidence. And the evidence I found was horrifying.

Take a good look at @StrawberrycowMorutedoll ‘s profile picture. Seems nice right ? Take a closer look.

I smell hoofs. Did you see it? Allow me to point it out.

That’s right! Our beloved fandom admin is a direct Megan thee stallion spy! But then again how do we know it was Megan who ordered nickis Arrest? Well I have further evidence!

About a week ago, Justin Timberlake was arrested for drinking and driving. I used too think it was Janet hence this very credible tweet.

But. If you go on Capcut and overlay @StrawberrycowMorutedoll s profile picture on janets face, the results are horrific.

See it yet? Now take a closer look.

Exactly. the result is an upside down horse! And who is a direct spy of a arrest ordering horse? exactly. This evidence proofs that Yessica is not coo coo and that everyone(the voices in my head) who called me crazy was WRONG!

But what if I told you I know who there next victim is gonna be?

Well lets look at @StrawberrycowMorutedoll page , shall we?

Some of her favorite songs include :

Psycho Lovers

Birthing addicts

Mistakes

Play date

Now these may seem like good songs right? If she wasn’t a SPY I would give her a kiss for how good of a selection she chose. But How about we start making connections?

Who was a psycho lover?

Gypsy Rose Blanchard.

Who is a birthing addict?

KIM KARDASHIAN.

WHO IS GONNA MAKE AN ILLEGAL MISTAKE?

KIM KARDASIAN.

WHERE?

ON A PLAYDATE.

GYPSY IS GONNA HELP KIM KILL KRIS ON A PLAYDATE AND @StrawberrycowMorutedoll IS GONNA CALL THE COPS ON THEM!

Why is Kim gonna kill kris? Easy. Kim is angry and depressed. Kris did a bob before her

But why would Megan want to destroy Kim? Well Kim referenced Megan’s Arch-Nemesis Queen Nicki with this very offensive tweet.

If you still don’t believe me I have proof that THE MELANIE MARTINEZ FANDOM ADMIN WANTS TO TAKE KIMS KIDS AFTER CALLING THE COPS ON THEIR MOTHER.

Take a look.

Seems normal right? Not if you are the spy of evil Megan thee stallion who wants to overthrown Nicki! Everyone knows that people that listen to this EVIL Melanie song have BAD intentions (…me)

This is evidence…

That means THAT OUR BELOVED ADMIN IS GONNA CALL THE COPS ON KIM AND HELP MEGAN STEAL HER KIDS AS REVENGE.

YESSICA IS NOT COO COO. YOU ARE!!!

I rest my case. If I start to cough in 7 days you all know who did it.

Thank you for reading spread love everyone don’t hate ❤️🎀

How do we know it was Melanie under that pink mask and not Melanie Mertaniez

Or it could be personal too 😟

Like I’ve known @Carleighluvsari for almost 3 years but lil do I know she could be an old man who wants to sniff my toes. (I mean…if you are…heyyy)

And you all don’t know who I am. I could be Micheal Jackson’s Monkey Bubblez’s girlfriend and y’all would have no idea.

And then there’s this suspicious picture.

What if all fandom post had music. Kind of like instagram. And also dislikes. And then we also have a feature where admins can categorize a post Parental Advisory or NSFW.

I also propose easier ways to post/ add music to pages. And easier ways of sharing videos instead of having to post links all the time.

No trolling today.

For me its mainly Lady Gaga , Björk, Kanye West , Madonna , Eminem , MGMT and Charli xcx

Have a nice day everyone ❤️