Joseph Martinez

It was nice knowing all of you. You know since we’re all gonna Die and stuff. you’ll all probably Forget me cuz Yessica is UGLEY, So here is a compilation of my sick gallery.

Rare ones : (used only ones or so)

So when I just put the dress on my fat ass I get a call from Chelsea telling me that she’s not going to the party anymore cuz her Dad had a stroke. And When I told her to just give his Goofy Stroke having ass a Xanax she asked me if I just fell out of a coconut tree😠🙄

So I spend the whole night getting ready for the party, making sure I looked paw(🐾)esome and now this bitch Chelsea bailed on me. That horse! No wonder her wig look Beyoncé on Tuti Fruti Drugz 🤬🙄🙄

It should have been her that got the stroke. Period.

Who’s the one with a dead beat daddy that look like Casper the homosexual ghost now?

To solidify the end of our friendship I made this collage to show my disrespect.

Look what you made me do.

(Head to the comments before reading)

This wiki has some really chill admins. You can joke with them and everything.

Once i confessed my profound love to an admin and he told me he loved me back! I felt like Taylor Swift when i found out he was probably joking but hey, he said it back so atleast my delusions are happy!

@ArcaneLBBH

I even exposed one for calling the cops on nicki.(Which @StrawberrycowMorutedoll 100% did and its not the voices in my head manipulating me again. Even another fandom admin believed me @H3lt0n3nr1qu3 but im starting to think that he just wants to fool me into thinking that hes not Gypsy Rose’s Spam Account)

Im currently also suspecting one of shooting Donald. ( @Carleighluvsari I know what you did)

Even some of the ones that dont talk much i still find really good picks

@Usingyou may not talk much but back in 2021 i remember she was very nice. She also knows Björk. (Of Which i find very attractive 🥵)

@MarsDy is also a very good admin but im kinda jealous of her cuz i like the way her name slides off my tongue.

@PrettyWhiskey and @MyPastLyfe mostly specializes in making the fandom great and reliable. But i think they hate me, and i dont know why its not like i tried making them solve twink riddles or anything. (I did and i think they’re just mad that they couldn’t solve it)

I also remember another admin that was very nice, Urro, hes gone now…but im still here 👹 (im kidding, he was very sweet and is very much still alive)…(i think)

Jokes aside thank you to all the admins for restoring the melanie martinez wiki fandom foundation’s Glory again.

Not trolling today.

I like posting random shit on this fandom whenever I’m bored.

(Before reading head to the comments)

On may 25 2024 the Cops where called on Nicki for having drugz. Which every barb knowz it’s a lie cuz Nicki never been more sober than now .

@StrawberrycowMorutedoll however has been here since day 1 and nobody knows that I’ve suspected and been observant of her.

I looked for evidence. And the evidence I found was horrifying.

Take a good look at @StrawberrycowMorutedoll ‘s profile picture. Seems nice right ? Take a closer look.

I smell hoofs. Did you see it? Allow me to point it out.

That’s right! Our beloved fandom admin is a direct Megan thee stallion spy! But then again how do we know it was Megan who ordered nickis Arrest? Well I have further evidence!

About a week ago, Justin Timberlake was arrested for drinking and driving. I used too think it was Janet hence this very credible tweet.

But. If you go on Capcut and overlay @StrawberrycowMorutedoll s profile picture on janets face, the results are horrific.

See it yet? Now take a closer look.

Exactly. the result is an upside down horse! And who is a direct spy of a arrest ordering horse? exactly. This evidence proofs that Yessica is not coo coo and that everyone(the voices in my head) who called me crazy was WRONG!

But what if I told you I know who there next victim is gonna be?

Well lets look at @StrawberrycowMorutedoll page , shall we?

Some of her favorite songs include :

Psycho Lovers

Birthing addicts

Mistakes

Play date

Now these may seem like good songs right? If she wasn’t a SPY I would give her a kiss for how good of a selection she chose. But How about we start making connections?

Who was a psycho lover?

Gypsy Rose Blanchard.

Who is a birthing addict?

KIM KARDASHIAN.

WHO IS GONNA MAKE AN ILLEGAL MISTAKE?

KIM KARDASIAN.

WHERE?

ON A PLAYDATE.

GYPSY IS GONNA HELP KIM KILL KRIS ON A PLAYDATE AND @StrawberrycowMorutedoll IS GONNA CALL THE COPS ON THEM!

Why is Kim gonna kill kris? Easy. Kim is angry and depressed. Kris did a bob before her

But why would Megan want to destroy Kim? Well Kim referenced Megan’s Arch-Nemesis Queen Nicki with this very offensive tweet.

If you still don’t believe me I have proof that THE MELANIE MARTINEZ FANDOM ADMIN WANTS TO TAKE KIMS KIDS AFTER CALLING THE COPS ON THEIR MOTHER.

Take a look.

Seems normal right? Not if you are the spy of evil Megan thee stallion who wants to overthrown Nicki! Everyone knows that people that listen to this EVIL Melanie song have BAD intentions (…me)

This is evidence…

That means THAT OUR BELOVED ADMIN IS GONNA CALL THE COPS ON KIM AND HELP MEGAN STEAL HER KIDS AS REVENGE.

YESSICA IS NOT COO COO. YOU ARE!!!

I rest my case. If I start to cough in 7 days you all know who did it.

Thank you for reading spread love everyone don’t hate ❤️🎀

How do we know it was Melanie under that pink mask and not Melanie Mertaniez

Or it could be personal too 😟

Like I’ve known @Carleighluvsari for almost 3 years but lil do I know she could be an old man who wants to sniff my toes. (I mean…if you are…heyyy)

And you all don’t know who I am. I could be Micheal Jackson’s Monkey Bubblez’s girlfriend and y’all would have no idea.

And then there’s this suspicious picture.

What if all fandom post had music. Kind of like instagram. And also dislikes. And then we also have a feature where admins can categorize a post Parental Advisory or NSFW.

I also propose easier ways to post/ add music to pages. And easier ways of sharing videos instead of having to post links all the time.

Nothing suspicious here

Dont bully others everyone and have a nice day ❤️

Hiiii my name is Mackenna

I’ve been a Melanie Stan since 2016 but I discovered fandom 2 days ago.

I love Melanie so much she helped me cope the loss of my death Guinea pig called Sushi.

Favorite album: K-12 and After School but I like them all tbh. ✏️✏️

Favorite Song: Death to me 🔪🐗

Favorite EP : Crybaby’s Extra Clutter 🎀🎀

Birthday :🎀 29 February 2009 🎀

Favorite food : pasta 😍

I also already have some friends here 🥰 :

@Melaniesoap

@IAmThe1WhoKnocks

@BeyondMagical

@Milk and Cookies and Poison

I hope to be able to chat with some of you soon

^-^!!

Edit :

You couldve told me you liked Immature by Björk @Usingyou . I thought we had something special back in 2021 💔❤️‍🩹😭

Genuinely curious. I think it has a lot of potential.

She looks so beautiful.