(TW//SWEARING, POLITICS)
Crybabble: Totally not shaking a cereal box and finding my spider
*Philippe gets out of the cereal box*
Crybabble: oH pHiLiPpE1!!!1!11!
Crybabble: Don't scare me like that, b*tch
Philippe: Why did you trap me in that freaking box
Crybabble: Oh is that Devilita!?!? Bye Philippe!
Philippe: This b*tch.
(Crybabble and Devilita are on the bus)
Kellyeet: *yeets a note*
*Crybabble catches it*
The note says "free real estate"
Devilita: rEaL mAtUrE!!!
Bloob Boye: *smokes*
Cellste: Bruh pass it over here, you d*uchebag
Bloob Boye: No
Cellste: I'll use my Empath powers to inflate your hand for no reason
Bloob Boye: OwwwwwWWwwWWWWw
Mason: Look everyone behind me, my *ss is in the window
Crybabble: Not for long, stupid b*st*rd.
Mason: Goddammit, can't I be annoying in peace
*Mason falls down*
Nandon: *appears out of nowhere*
Crybabble: Oh shit I am now going to fall in lol
Kellyeet: Now I will scream out of jealousy and the bus driver will not give a f*ck
*Kellyeet screams*
Nandon: Bye Crybabble.
*Crybabble get pushed away*
(in school)
Ms. Delphine: Get in your seat, you late *ssh*les
Crybabble: Of course! You are SUCH a terrible teacher!
Ms. Delphine: Oh let's pledge f*cking allegiance now
Henry Danger: Nope
Ms. Delphine: Get your *ss up. I am high right now.
Henry Danger: No, thank you
Ms. Delphine: *acts like a b*tch in pointy uniform*
(later)
Flower: I am mentally insecure about my body and suffering from bulimia
Crybabble: You are bootiful
Flower: I think no
Crybabble: *holds a gun* yes you are
Flower: *also holds a gun* what are you, a Trump supporter?
Crybabble: Yes
Flower: WHAT I WAS KIDDING, GIRL, I-