So when I just put the dress on my fat ass I get a call from Chelsea telling me that she’s not going to the party anymore cuz her Dad had a stroke. And When I told her to just give his Goofy Stroke having ass a Xanax she asked me if I just fell out of a coconut tree😠🙄
So I spend the whole night getting ready for the party, making sure I looked paw(🐾)esome and now this bitch Chelsea bailed on me. That horse! No wonder her wig look Beyoncé on Tuti Fruti Drugz 🤬🙄🙄
It should have been her that got the stroke. Period.
Who’s the one with a dead beat daddy that look like Casper the homosexual ghost now?
To solidify the end of our friendship I made this collage to show my disrespect.
Look what you made me do.