Heyo y'all, Garf here!
Here's a lil' minigame to play, "Corrupt a wish".
The game rules: No Commentary, No Off-Topic posts.
Here's an example of how it would go:
User 1: I wish I had a lifetime food supply.
User 2: Granted, but most of it goes bad. I wish I could fly.
User 3: Granted, but you can't get down. I wish for... (Well, you get the idea)
Let's start. I wish roses could stop growing thorns.