He was just a teacher
Swimming in the sea
With his teacher friends
Happy as can be
Until one day he went
And ventured onto land
And he got bitten by
A radioactive man
Now hes Teacher-Man
Half teacher
Half man
Hear him cry at night
'Cause he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright
If you run into him
In the dark abandoned class where he lives
Oh
You know he may come off strong
But he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you
You can bet that you'll scream
Like
"baby, can you meet me tonight,
In detention"
You'll scream
"I can feel your blood pressure rise"
"f*** this tension"
"Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention"
"Pretending everything's alright, is detention."
She was just a girl
Not a care in the world
'Till she saw some bullies
Kidnapping a guy
He said
"Help, let me go"
So she sprung into action
Then she looked right at some fire
And her eyes turned into iron
Then she kicked all their *****
CBB, savior of the masses
Don't know where those weird eyes came from
But at least they were protected.
Teacher Man saw her destruction
And through her in a cell
He really hated his own students
Oh
Then she got out of the cell
Thanks to her powers
She was all over the school
She really devoured it,
Like
"Help, let me go"
"Help, let me go"
"Help, let me go"
"Let me go tonight"
She said
"Baby, can't you meet me tonight"
"in detention"
"I can feel your blood pressure rise"
"**** this tension"
"let me craw up into your mind"
"did I mention"
"Pretending everything's alright"
"is detention"
She said
"d-d-detention"
"d-d-detention"
"Pretending everything's alright"
"Is detention."
(btw this is for humor purposes only)