Melnie: I wonder what I should do..
Melnie: (has idea)
Melnie: I SHOULD WRITE A SOS!
(Two thousand decades later)
Melnie: Yay! I'm done!
Melnie: I'll perform it soon!
(6,000 people are chanting "Melnie!")
Melnie: HeyYYY gialrl
Melnie: Oopen the lols
Melnie: Play withththth your.... uhm...
(10,000 people are boo-ing)
Melnie: You know what? Screw all of you, I'm gonna eat a bamhurger!
(Melnie whips out a bamhurger out of no where)
Melnie: WATCH ME EAT!!
(Melnie eats the bamhurger)
(The next day)
Melnie: Oh my god I have money in my account... 10,000 of it!
Melnie: YAY! I'll write more soses!
.....And they lived happily ever after <3 (and wrote more soses)